Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

My life is at the level of pathetic where I now try to create at dramatic curve, I either introduce them over text and try to make them jealous of each other, or I try to introduce my the over text message to have threeway sext, which ends with them hating each other and usually me, because this is a quick to market, easy to digest, disposable society….and in the end…my puppet mastering does more harm than good….and in the end…I still don’t get laid…there’s a pattern here…

Here are some stepLINKS…in the morning…

Miley Cyrus and her Boyfriend are Over

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Amy Schumer Shows Letterman her Vagina

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Kylie Jenner Challenge Video

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Babes in Spots Bras

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The Tits of the Tribeca Festival

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Katie Cassidy – Bikini Slut

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Courtney Cox Tits are Engaged…

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Shitty Stunts of the Day

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Here’s some ass…

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Mike Myers’ Bought a 17 Million Dollar Apartment in NYC

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Very Uncomfortable bathign SUit

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The Man With the Voice of Satan

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Full House Revival is Happening

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LL Cool J Pictionary Fail

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Hot as Fuck Stunt Double of the Day

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These Girls are Better Than Escorts:

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Morning Hangover Dump of the Day April 21st, 2015