Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The interesting thing about pretending that you are 22 on TINDER is that you open yourself up to a whole new generation of 19-24 year old girls, who are both open minded to the idea of fucking a married man who wears a mask, and more perverted than me.

THese people great up on porn and are looking for their next rush, orgasm or sexual adventure…They have all done anal, that’s a given or no brainer..and they are all fucking amazing….mainly because they sext…and to some of them even sexting is boring and they are more into phone sex, like it was the 90s and your gf went back home for the holidays…

All this to say, it could be the girls I attract, or maybe…the world is in a very very good place….all this to say…I have a new addiction…all this to say…all this to say…

Here are some stepLINKS..

Kate Upton on “The Fappening”

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Today in Courtney LOve and Her Daughter Porn

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Phoenix Mercury Star Arrested

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Vine Compilation of April

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Hot Girls in the Middle of Nowhere are Easier to Rape

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Topless Fame WHore of the Day

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Cartoons Have Sex….

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Sandra Bullock is the Most Beautiful Women over 100 Fucking Years Old Who Everyone Hates

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Jimmy Fallon and Russell Crowe Sing Balls in Your Mouth

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Blac Chyna Making Fun of Kylie Jenner

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Idris Elba Eats Donuts

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I like to watch Celebs FUCK

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Tom Brady is TOo Busy TO Go to the White House Because Gisele is a Needy Bitch

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Oreo Trick Shots

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NYPD Shoots Man in QUeens

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Chris ANdersen Has New Tattoos…

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Girl Askes 100 Men for Sex

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These Girls are Better Than Escorts:

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Morning Hangover Dump of the Day April 23rd, 2015