Selena Gomez Tongue and Tits Leave Soul Cycle of the Day

Selena Gomez posted this picture of her cleavage and tongue leaving Soul Cycle, because strategically it made sense now that the world called her out for being fat last week…and her team clearly wanted to address that…without making people talk about her emotional eating, her health…or digging deeper into her taco addiction…

The good news is that fit girls take a better picture than fat girls especially in bikinis….but the bad news is that I liked the fat Selena, even if it only lasted 5 minutes…I know it will be back…at least I hope it will be back…because it balanced everything about her out to me…

Either way…tragedy comes in all forms and today’s tragedy is fat SELENA…trying to get fit…

Selena Gomez Tongue and Tits Leave Soul Cycle of the Day April 23rd, 2015