Kellie Pickler, is almost an amazing story….
She’s some backwoods, Apalachian hick raised in a cabin with her toothless grandfather…who miraculously ended up on TV, for Simon Cowell…and who miraculously became a pop country star…when really she’s probably just some actor..
You know a hick, who was never impregnated by her father like a real hick is, .who plays up the whole hick thing, cuz everyone has a hot farmer’s daughter fetish…and because hick is relatable in america, since 90 percent of American is hick…fast food eating, walmart shopping, evangelical church listening hicks…
So from coal miners daughter to American Idol to the fake titties on Dancing with the Stars…to still kinda hot in a bikini in the bahamas…that should be happy to be with a cock that isn’t related to her…because she escaped the town…and made it…and really this is Kellie Pickler, who gives a fuck…other than maybe Ryan Seacrest who I believe bought her them tits…prey on the weak, dumb, hot chick new to town who wants to win…kinda thing….