Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The biggest struggle in life is not trying to survive a shitty marriage with an obese woman. It is not trying to wake up to update a website or go to a shitty job. It is not trying to juggle bills and money…and it is not trying to make a positive difference in other people’s life…the biggest struggle in life is turning down tinder girls willing to fuck you…despite you being you…because you’re too lazy to get off the fucking couch…

That sums up the weekend and here’s some morning links in the afternoon becasue who cares about time…none of this matters…

Huge Tits!

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Awkward Wedding Photo of the Day

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Natalia Paris is Amazing

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Blac Chyna’s Fake Ass

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Bieber Crashed a Prom

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Cartoons Have Sex….

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Mexican DJ of the Day

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How To Cut an Onion with Crystals

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GIGI Hadid Bikini!

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I like to watch Celebs FUCK

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Texas Professor Fails Entire Class Cuz they Were Mean to Him

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10 Times the World Nearly Ended

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The White House Correspondents DInner

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Brad Pitt is Old as Fuck

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Jockey Has a Wardrobe Malfunction

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These Girls are Better Than Escorts:

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Morning Hangover Dump of the Day April 27th, 2015