Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

There is something magical about being the guy in the room who no one wants to give cocaine too, because they are scared it is going to put me over the edge and give me a heart attack thanks to my obesity…and that magical thing…is never getting free coke…which probably works out best for me, as I can’t afford my titty and booze addiction, especially in this sad, divided, cops killing criminals becoming a race war, because the government wants to distract you from their watching your every fucking move….

Here are some stepLINKS in the Morning….

Student Schooled by Teacher in Rap Battle…..

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Mariah Carey of the Day…

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Baltimore Protests….Happening All Over…

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Jon Jones is Crazy….

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Boobs of TV

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Irina Shayk in a Slutty Dress at White House…What…

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Haley King Kissing Trophy

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Dude Cuts Cards in Half….

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Cartoons Have Sex….

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Old Hoes….

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Party Tricks

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Bets You Will Always Win

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I like to watch Celebs FUCK

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Maria Menounos Side Cleavage…

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More on the Riots….

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These Girls are Better Than Escorts:

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Chrissy Teigen Cleavage….

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Hilary Duff Skin in Shape….

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Bike Thief Gets Karma

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Barry Zito Wife!!!

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Selfie Babes

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Colin Farrell Hasn’t Dated in Four Years..

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Morning Hangover Dump of the Day April 28th, 2015