Asking girls for scanned government issued ID takes the romance out of vagina pictures…but thanks to Facebook and Tinder letting people be any age (I’m 22)….coupled with Kylie Jenner’s influence…we’re dealing with a world of very slutty under 21 year olds…
That’s why I only sex with 30 year olds, who are still uncomfortable about the whole whore thing…you know cuz nude pics isn’t something they’ve been doing since they were 12 and got their period premature thanks to hormones in the food and not having a dad…
Here are some morning links….
LAPD Shot and Killed a Homeless Man
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Found Human Remains in Colorado..
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Over the Shoulder Ass Selfie
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Adam Levine Got Sugar Bombed … So Good..
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Tom Hiddleston and an Olsen are Doing It..
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Jennifer Lopez in a Tight Dress
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Irina Shayk Bikini
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Some Bart Simpson Fucks Marge Simpson Videos…or some shit..
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Kylie Jenner’s Lips are Fake
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All Girls are Hooker – But These Girls Aren’t Hookers Who Charge By the Hour….
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Fane Whore in a bikini
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All Kinds Of Celebrity Sex Tapes for You
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Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras
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Rihanna Dresses Like Mario Kart
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Jack Black and Jimmy Fallon Doe More Than Words..
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