Sometimes I get drunk…and sometimes I get drunker…making waking up a challenge…especially considering a I have sleep apnea, I fall asleep at 6 in the morning, and I don’t believe in setting alarms…
But I’m still alive…and I am also on instagram…so FOLLOW @Drunkenstepfatherdotcom….
I am also on Tinder, but Unlike Leondard(o) and Hilary Duff…no one cares…except maybe the police…because girls don’t find my creepy funny…that’s why I walk the 2 mile radius TINDER says we are separated by…calling her name…hyou see I’m not creepy…Tinder is…
Here are some morning stepLINKS in the MOrning at Noon…
Jem and the Holograms Looks Fucked
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A Bunch of Fan Girls
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Her Name is Kaleigh Sperry and She’s in a Bikini
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5 Nigerian Hit Songs…
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Blac Chyna Wants Full Custody of her Tyga Baby
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Bike to Bike Transfer
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All Girls are Hooker – But These Girls Aren’t Hookers Who Charge By the Hour….
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Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini
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Kendall Jenner in a Bikini
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The Women of Mad Max
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City Looking for Stray Dogs
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Some Bart Simpson Fucks Marge Simpson Videos…or some shit..
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VIctoria Justice’s Sister in a Bikini
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The Trailers for NBC’s Fall Lineup
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Subway Ghost Prank
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All Kinds Of Celebrity Sex Tapes for You
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Courtney Stodden Sex Tape Will Save Lives
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Charlize Theron and Jimmy Fallon Chose Each Other’s Outfits – I Hate This Clown…
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