Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It is a National Holiday in Canada which means more maple syrup sucking assholes with their colorful money to get in my fucking way….

That said…at least the girls are slutty, trashy and desperate for some kind of escape…because stripping can’t last forever…

Why the fuck isn’t there a beach here…I haven’t seen any bitches in bikinis in what must be a decade…

Fucking Canada…while Fucking Canada…Look Down To See Some Morning Links…while I’d Rather be Sleeping..

Taylor Swifts New Stupid Video..

GO

Iggy Azalea Has a New Face

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Julia Pereira is Amazing

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Prom Invite of the Day

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The First 21 Days of a Bee’s Life

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Mitt Romney Boxing is Fucking Weird

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Some Bart Simpson Fucks Marge Simpson Videos…or some shit..

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Girls Sticking their Tongues Out

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Christina Milian Bikini

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Girls in Mesh Shirts…

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Latest Scenes from Suicide Squad

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Get Your Drink On…

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Truck VS Bollard

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All Kinds Of Celebrity Sex Tapes for You

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Cute Bunny Wants Milk

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Morning Hangover Dump of the Day May 18th, 2015