Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I realize that real life happened over the weekend and that the general public, at least the general public I associate with, don’t care that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a new demon to pollute the world with, but that hopefully gives the terrorist something new to target, because they are the worst…but it is safe to say the tabloids are even worse…for creating them…or covering this shit like it matters…

Kim is the first tranny in the Kardashian Family…Kanye is not the first opportunist black cock to get inside it…and their pregnancy is the new sex tape in terms of media attention…like they are breeding a Royal and not some trashy hip hop baby…

But it’s always a good time to post HER SEX TAPE CLIP …to remind you how she gets it done…

Here are some stepLINKS in the morning…while you should be focusing on your own shitty life..and not the shitty life of the most terrible people in this terrible tabloid run world…

All this to say…I didn’t get any girls pregnant this weekend…

Shia LaBeouf’s Ted Talk

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Today in Bikinis

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Enrique Drone Grabber

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Speaker of the House – Might have Diddled Some Teens

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Dude with Boner – Gets Kicked Out of Naked Bike Race

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Fame Whore in a Bikini

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Sneaker Licking Video of the Day

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Ronaldo is Definitely a Faggot and Irina Shayk was Definitely a Cover

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Samantha Hoopes – Burger Eater

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Joanna Krupa Side Tit

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Tracy Morgan Post Crash – Post Walmart Richness – Interview

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Matt McConaughey in Texas Chainsaw Mastacre Remix

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One World Trade Center Time Lapse

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Jaden Smith Does the Bruce Jenner cuz of Scientology

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A Chick with an Ass of the Day

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10 Month Old Sees Mom’s Twin for the First Time…in a WTF Moment

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Some Legs…

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Morning Hangover Dump of the Day June 1st, 2015