Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I would assume that if I left my house…magical things could happen…but then I look at my phone…and realize…that all these girls who think I am 23 on Tinder send me nudes that I wouldn’t get if I did leave my house…so like a smart investor, I’m gonna invest my time in that…since it’s not about life experiences, and meeting great people, I’m married and Miserable…It’s about not leaving bed as often as you can..while distracting yourself by the doomed world…the miserable life you live…with NOODZ….

That pretty much sums up the weekend…here some links of people and things you probably don’t care about, but you’re mindless and figure – click, see, leave…distract…

I get you…we are in this together.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Nancy Sinatra’s Bikini Picture

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I would Fuck Me Some Charli XCX

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Today in Thigh Gap

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Kid Trolling Bus Driver Gets Trolled

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Soon Drunk Driving Will be Impossible – There Goes Our Freedom

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Little People are Divorcing…

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Rugby Woman of the Day

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Beyonce Fans are Mad at Beyonce

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Queen of Versaille’s Daughter Found Dead…

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Aubrey Plaza Bikini Photos

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Morning Hangover Dump of the Day June 8th, 2015