Here’s a bullshit campaign starring Selena Gomez and her fat face for Pantene shampoo…that makes me laugh…
Not because she’s a whore for a brand and will do anything for a brand, but because she tries to convince us otherwise…in her three reasons why she loves being brand ambassador for Pantene…
Her three reasons she was fed….are:
1- She’s used it her whole life?
I am sure she’s never used another Shampoo. I’m sure Pantene was in her shower at all times…for her entire existence…and that she never used expensive shampoo her hair stylists who don’t touch Pantene and it’s chemical filled shit…..LIES.
2- Their message for women and what they represent is so what she embodies and that she wants her fan to know…..which is that strong women are beuatiful or something equally nonsnse and anyone who believes that this is an idiot…I mean even Selena, who is getting paid to be there and is a trained actor fumbles her words on this one…
I mean Pantene is owned by evil corporation P & G, I am sure their bullshit “girls are strong” marketing message, coupled with throwing millions at Selena to do this, is less about celebrating strong women and more about increasing shraeholder value…
Bullshit…
3- It’s fun?….It’s so fun? Playing with your hair is fun?
Are you fucking joking…who wrote this shit…
Ads would be far more interesting if she said:
My three reasons for doing this are:
1- They offered me lots of money and I like money.
2- I don’t care about the brand or product, but I do like money and they offered me money.
3- Money is fun….
Money.
TO SEE HER IN SOME OUTFIT AT AN EVENT HERE ARE SOME PICS /a>