Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Girls hate me. And when i ask them for sex they hate me more.

I guess they are looking for someone they learn to hate, rather than hate off the gate.

You know since every married couple eventually can’t stand each other.

I say we skip that getting to hate each other and go straight to the hate fucking each other.

It’s more efficient like that…

I am just being pragmatic.

Here are some morning links…in the morning…links…

Girls with Tits Wearing Glasses

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Amanada Seyfried Legs

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Real Housewives of Atlanta Cheating on His Ho Scandal

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Anna Kendrick Bikini

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Exploding Plants…not Exploding Plants.

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BikinI Wedgie of the Day

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Tommy Chong Smokes More Weed Now that He Has Cancer

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Chameleoon Doesn’t Like BEing Woken Up

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Colbert Does Trump..

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Chris Pratt Dinosaur PRank

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Oiled Up in a Bikini

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Prince Harry Dressed like his Mom Got Knocked Up by the Bodyguard

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World Record Basketball Shot

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Ohio Police Accused of Excessive Force…

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Hot Girls in Car Selfies!

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Morning Hangover Dump of the Day June 17th, 2015