I don’t know about you, but I prefer when my #nofilter or “I Woke Up Like This”…is more of a parody, like bitch knows “I have a ton of fucking make-up on, and I’m posing hard, and I ran my shit through Face Tune, because everyone is ugly, and if you want to produce content for the web, make it nice to look at, since we see ugly all fucking day”…
It’s like, we don’t need to see the real Tyra….ever…especially when it looks like this…
I don’t mind her tits form the late 90s though..
Here’s what she had to say, while trying to make a statement, despite real fucking issues happening…
ou know how people say #nofilter but you know there’s a freakin’ filter on their pic? Or maybe there’s a smidge of retouching going on but they’re lying and saying it’s all raw & real? Well, this morn, I decided to give you a taste of the really real me. I wanted to smooth out my dark circles so badly!!! But I was like, “Naw, Ty. Show ’em the REAL you.” So…here I am. Raw. And there YOU are…looking at me, studying this picture. Maybe you’re thinking, “Whoa, she looks ROUGH.” And if you are, great! You deserve to see the REAL me. The REALLY real me.