Danica Patrick Does Yoga of the Day

Here’s a little moment of zen with Nascar driver Danica Patrick…who I assume you all masturabate to…because you are white trash and fucking love Nascar…because Nascar is American….like the confederate flag…you racist redneck fucks…

I have been to a Nascar race once..I don’t really remember it thanks to the open bar in the booth I scammed myself into ..but I know one thing…and that thing is that Danica Patrick wasn’t there, being the “girl racer”…so that she could be hired as a model…because she’s not quite hot enough to be a model..but when she’s attached to race car driving she is…

I guess what I am trying to say is that, based on her yoga…she’d probably be better used in sex videos….but then again, what girl isn’t…

Danica Patrick Does Yoga of the Day June 30th, 2015