Ashley Tisdale is a girl I’ve slandered for a long time and I really had no reason for it…I guess I just feel the need to slander girls who are over-celebrated, when I don’t think they deserve to be celebrated…..like when I looked at her face years ago and saw her win a Teen Choice award or an MTV award….or maybe it was an Oscar for her great acting…and for being “the hottest girl of the year”…and I just said “attack these media lies”….you see I don’t go after big pharma, or corporations, or even Facebook for distracting and dividing us so that we don’t make progress in the world, or have the government admit to Aliens..I go after actors who I don’t find hot…but who win awards for being hot…because that’s a nobel fight worth fighting…right?
Well, it turns out that making fun of her was just a shitty, boring angle, when I should just stare at her little tits…because who cares about a bad face if the girl isn’t fat…Words of wisdom to live by…
All this to say…this is the kind of work I think all girls should partake in…