Rachel Hilbert for Galore of the Day

I don’t know who Rachel Hilbert is.

I am going to assume she doesn’t fucking matter..

I am also going to assume she’s an instagram model…pretending to be an actual model…because brands only care about hiring instagram models…because instagram models. help build their instagram and everyone fucking loves instagram…I’ll just assume she’s just another rich kid trying to validate her existence through modeling…but maybe I’m wrong…maybe she’s the rare “found in a bus shelter” teen runaway success story…but I’m sticking to rich kid..

Oh…apparently, she’s a Victoria’s Secret model….which I don’t think is that much better than being an instagram model, which doesn’t mean she’s not an instagram model, it just means that a big horrible evil brand has taken her under their wing to peddle their shit to her audience…and I guess what I am saying is that this would be better if she was naked…

Rachel Hilbert for Galore of the Day July 21st, 2015