Here’s some Jessica Simpson in a one piece bathing suit…showing off her jacked legs, her broad bulldog shoulders, and her narrow hips that you’d expect would be more feminine because she’s had those two kids, and she’s not old enough to hit menopause yet, but she is old enough to be irrelevant, while sitting on her mountain of money a decade after she was a massive star with her own reality show all thanks to her gay father who loved making as much money as he could…in order to have a good life filled with fucking young twinks into his retirement…
I guess what I’m trying to say is…look at Jessica Simpsons tits….because she’s got them, despite the weight loss…and I’ll venture to say…she’ll probably have them for the rest of her life, unless shes the 1 in 10 women who gets breast cancer…thanks to all the chemicals and hormones in our food … especially the junk food she spent a good 10 years addicted to when she Brian Wilsoned herself into obesity…before Weight Watchers made her 10 million dollars to get to this…
Yay.