I am pretty excited about Kylie turning 18 in Montreal, because it poses an interesting opportunity to book her sex tape filming, when she’s as fresh as she can be, I am willing to do it for 5% of the 10s of millions of dollars it will make…
It is the sex tape we all need.
It is the sex tape that her family needs.
It is the family tradition, like winning Olympics…while being a bitch…if the Olympics were having pro athletes run train on you…
Here are some morning links, cuz I was chilling all morning sexting…
Jennifer Beal Tries to Kill Her Dog…
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Wedding Knockout with UFC Commentary
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Kendall Jenner Pumping Gas
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Mirror Selfies…
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Some Slut in a Bikini
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Taco Bell in Chicago Will Serve Alcohol….
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Ronda Rousey Feels Like a WOman..
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Charlotte McKInney on What it Takes to Fuck her – Except What it Actually Takes to Fuck Her
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Naked Guy in a Grocery Store
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High Voltage Ejector Bed
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Hot Girls and Sunglasses…
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Morrisey Gets Groped…
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