Kelly Brook is the worst…
I have a love hate relationship with her, which in and of itself is fucking weird since I have never met her and will never met her, and really I am just having a relationship with pictures on a screen, which is probably not the weirdest thing I have had a relationship with, but it is up there…
She’s got these massive tits, that sometimes come with a massive everything else because she’s pushing 40 and like most girls with big tits she gets fat easily…but right now…she’s not at her fattest, I guess since she miracuously got a TV show…
So that love/hate relationship with her is that I love big tits, they are fun. I love desperation that makes a girl pull out her tits in photos to become a titty model…and I love when it works to a certain level…because it encourages other girls to show their tits…but I hate that when they make it, they forget they are a titty model, they forget their whore roots, and think they are actual talent…I also hate the hate mail I got for making fun of her miscarriage and referring to these pics as her doing a sacrifice for fame…
But I love the big tits…that I guess she still realizes are a big part of her appeal…because I mean…look at that instagram pic…that’s a fucking tit.