I was out with a couple of babes and I use that term loosely, that closest thing I’ve ever been to a babe is following her home from work, trying to not get noticed…..so these girls were not toothless and a step-up from what I am used to…
We were at a bar and I told them “want to see me scare a girl”….and they were into it, because girls, despite what they tell you about sisterhood and feminism and girl power, they love seeing a girl get creeped the fuck out..
So I look up the spot we are at, I click the “geotag”, I see a girl in a red skirt in a picture taken 2 minutes earlier, I click on her profile, I find out her name, I google her named + linked in, I see where she works, I see her dog’s name is charlie,…
So I go up to her, pretend we are work colleagues, or met at her work…and then when she pretend she doesn’t know me, I say “weird, maybe I think you’re someone else, but do you have a dog named Charlie”….
Boom…now if I was crazy that would be rape and kill moment…since I”m just a nice guy I tell her it’s just a joke and she should be safer on the internet….but if I was a player…I would have probably fucked her first…
Always failing…even when being an internet predator preventer…
Here are some morning links..
Some Hot Girls in Bed!
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100 Fruits and Vegetables on a Dog’s Head
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Foo Fighters VS Westboro Baptist Church
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Some Low Level Fame Whore named Stefanie Knight in a Bikini
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Courtney Stodden in a Duct Tape Bikini
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Karlie Kloss Porn…I know…How is that Possible…Without Taylor Swift Fucking Her with a Strap On – But Appreantly It Is…
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Carmen Electra Tits are Only 15 – Are They Considered Kiddie Porn?
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Can American’s Still Take a Joke?
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Puppy Protects Owners
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Emmy Rossum With Dogs – No Peanut Butter
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Girls in Lingerie..
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