This pretty much completes my life….
It’s just so many issues bundled into one crazy girl, showing off her dance routine she learned as a kid when her parents whored her out to the industry…because..when normal drunk, medicated addicts dance like this, I usually just assume they are having a good time or trying to make money for a purse or to feed their babies as a stripper….but when Lohan does it..it’s dark…and incredible….I just wish that yacht deck she’s grinding for rich guys was my face.
I want to taste everything that well traveled, terribly aged, like a moldy cheesy pussy has to offer…
That said, in 2008, I was in a hotel room with Lohan, wasted at 3 or 4 in the morning and she was dancing like a stripper, slapping the floor and looking amazing…not quite as good as this..but close…and that disturbing image has been something i haven never been able to recreate with hookers, but wish I fucking could…but this is close…because people don’t change…especially when it comes to dance dance dance…