I’d say that I was mourning Wes Craven’s death…that’s why I slept in, but the truth is I got drunk and at 3 am I started sexting and sloppily and embarassingly tried masturbating while hiding in the bathroom so my fat wife didn’t hear, but I failed due to impotence and the fact that the girl I was sexting was having “Marital” sext…you know “can you cum already, I want to get back to my book”…kind of “where do I want you to cum? anywhere but near me”….and it was awful, especially set to the snores of my horrible wife…
That was the highlight of my weekend…because I suck at life…
Kanye VS Justin TImberlake on his 2020 Presidential Candidacy Speech…
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Girls in a Bubble Bath…
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Gisele…Dancing…
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Some Fame Whore in a Bikini
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Emma Stone Ass in Jeans
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Epic Safety Video…
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Caitlin Jenner Wants the D
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Hot Girls in Selfies..
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