Heidi Klum Gets Spanked on Instagram of the Day

Heidi Klum is quirky, silly, fun, and 40 with 100 kids with Seal and other men, because she’s just that kind of sex addict, who doesn’t use protection because her fetish is probably cream pie, but I can assume, based on the 100 kids with Seal..

I can also assume that Seal, the big Lupus scar ridden African beast with the voice of an Angel, like some kind of Disney movie, was also a fetish, because there is no way that motherfucker didn’t destroy her pussy….

I guess it’s all part of being German…and for anyone who’s been to any german sex clubs…you’ll know the pragmatic, rule following people, kind of lose their shit…literally…all over each other…when the sun goes down…it’s the basis of that German scat porn…and possibly Nazi Germany, but no one likes talking about that…so SHHHHHHHHHH

Here she is getting a facial….

Here she is promoting her underwear….

A video posted by Heidi Klum (@heidiklum) on

Heidi Klum Gets Spanked on Instagram of the Day September 8th, 2015