Miley Cyrus is so hip…so cool…so tumblr fresh…even though any real hipster knows that having a tumblr is so mainstream, and being on instagram is so mainstream, it makes you look like your trying….way too hard….
It’s safe to say that Miley Cyrus….is a fucking phoney created by Disney…puppet of the media…But she’s naked…or naked enough…to matter…covered in white foam…like it was her new boyfriend Dane Cook…who most people know as the fucking worst…
This is all getting pretty boring…