Anne Hathaway went as slutty as Anne Hathaway has ever been for Glamour Magazine…a little Blazer with no shirt underneath for all 5 of her fans who think she’s hot and worth jerking off to….the 5 weirdest people in the world…probably exes who she did something freakish with….or just some Princess Diary pervert who can’t move past that movie…in life or in masturbation fantasy…and you know that person exists…
You also know that she’s she’s got to do all she can to promote a movie…people hate her…and her name alone won’t fill seats and the storyline of “Devil Wears Prada Two”…at least that is what the trailer looks like…isn’t compelling to fill seats…even though she’s an oscar winner and that alone should make the world want to worship her performance…as most Oscar winners are supposed to be the best of the best and thus the movies they are in are the best of the best…except maybe for Eric Roberts…he’s pretty bad…unless she won that Oscar wrongfully…who knows, none of that shit matters…it’s all nonsense…Anne Hathaway is nonsense…and I’m not offended by her like so many people are, I don’t give a fuck either way, I just know I used to have a girl I fucked who looked a lot like a fat Anne Hathway, and that girl used to lick my unshowered ass while jerking me off, making Anne Hathaway a friendly reminder of those glorious, disgusting days…