Ireland Baldwin is the broken, probably not because she’s from Alec Baldwin and Kim Bassinger’s failed marriage….and probably not because her dad’s phone conversation with her went viral when she was a kid…I mean being raised by actors, who double as egotistical, self destructive, sociopaths…doesn’t break a person…it probably makes them a lot of fun…
I just think she’s broken, because she wants so badly to be a hot, relevant model and she seems more interesting and compelling than all the other girls her age who are vapid little twats…who have far less significant parents…including BIEBER FUCKING COUSIN HAYLEY
Yet she can’t pull it off…
To make things worse, she’s 6 foot tall and actually built to model, while those other rich kids are short bitches…
She’s gone through being madly in love, to being a lesbian, to rehab…and she’s only 19….or 18…I mean she’s young…
But old enough for me to want to save her….with my mouth….18-20 is the fun years…for my mouth.