Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Some days…I wake up with a boner and I get excited because it makes me feel like I am not dead…but then I remember I have to update a blog no one reads for no reason other than some kind of sick and twisted addiction towards things I don’t actually care about….like whether puppet money making Machines have hard nipples last night…or if they are in a magazine this month…

Then I lose the boner I was excited about, hate myself, want to die…but instead I update the site…it’s wors..

Who fucking cares….

Morning Links at 12:30….cuz it’s morning to me…

Fan Girls of the Day

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Kylie Jenner in a Rolls Royce…

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Gigi Hadid in a Sliver Dress

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Claire Danes is a Homewrecking WHore…at Least She Was in 2003

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Bulldog Scares Bear

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John Ham’s Penis Plays Softball

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Some Bitch Named Alicia

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Norwegian Body Builders in a Tiny TOwn

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Nonsense of the English Language..

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Morning Hangover Dump of the Day October 6th, 2015