Some days…I wake up with a boner and I get excited because it makes me feel like I am not dead…but then I remember I have to update a blog no one reads for no reason other than some kind of sick and twisted addiction towards things I don’t actually care about….like whether puppet money making Machines have hard nipples last night…or if they are in a magazine this month…
Then I lose the boner I was excited about, hate myself, want to die…but instead I update the site…it’s wors..
Who fucking cares….
Morning Links at 12:30….cuz it’s morning to me…
Fan Girls of the Day
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Kylie Jenner in a Rolls Royce…
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Gigi Hadid in a Sliver Dress
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Claire Danes is a Homewrecking WHore…at Least She Was in 2003
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Bulldog Scares Bear
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John Ham’s Penis Plays Softball
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Some Bitch Named Alicia
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Norwegian Body Builders in a Tiny TOwn
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Nonsense of the English Language..
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