I was going to a club tonight, not a traditional club…where there are overpaid DJs, half naked bar maids, showing off their fake tits they got for tips like a stripper, without the lap dances….where college girls are half dead sex zombies thanks to booze and MOLLY…but rather the knitting club, in the rich part of town, filled with old ladies, probably widowed…ready to find a homeless man to sponsor in exchange for oral sex….I figure if I’m going to be used sexually for pay, I need to go somewhere the women are desperate enough to pay me instead of call the police, or offer me a shower and a cookie…turns out that it started at 6:30…and I walked by the room they knit in…and it was all hipster lesbians…making sweaters for winter I guess…
Meaning…
Lesbian hipsters ruin everything…even my dreams of being a male prostitute used for my mouth…because I need beer money…
So I guess, I’ll just do my links instead…
TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS – CLICK HERE – DOWN THERE – NOT HERE – YOU’RE AS INEPT AT THIS AS MAKING GIRLS CUM…
Burn Your Fucking Bra Trick…
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Snooki Got Knocked Up While Driving
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Lady Gaga – Bare Ass on TV
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Kayte Walsh Bikini in Miami…
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Don’t Call Taylor Swift Calculating
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Scott Disick in Rehab
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Amazing Tits of the Day
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Khloe Kardashian VS Brothel Owner…
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Girls In Bed….
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Olivia Wilde in Tight Jeans…
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Boob Twerking!
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Leona Lewis Braless
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Nasia Jensen is the WHore in a Bikini of the Day
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Nicola Peltz Billion Dollar Tits of the Day
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Courtney Stodden Buying Pregnancy Tests is Porn To me
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Michelle Duggar Wants to Talk About Fucking
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Worst Aunt Ever Makes An Appearance with her Nephew….Like she was Ariana Grande Doing Damage Control
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Jessica Alba – Street Walker
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Couple Halloween Costumes you Won’t Need Because YOu Are All Lone…
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Gwyneth Paltrow for La Mer….
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Hope Solo Shitty Person…
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Housecat of the Day
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Riot Cop Loses Foot
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Girls At the Gym
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Boat Overload!
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Nicola Peltz Billion Dollar Tits of the Day
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KOKO The Gorilla!
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Crimson Peak Tits
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White Water Rafting Fist Fight
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Kelly Ripa and her Star on the Walk of Fame
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Disturbing Halloween Pranks
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Evolution of Halloween Costumes the Past 100 Years
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Cat’s Unique Entry…
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Selena Gomez in Black…
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Drunk Guy Bike Challenge
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Chloe Sevingy Got Cleavage
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Wife Deep Throats
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Rooney Mara Braless
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Payload of the Day
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Cougar Sluts are Easy as Hell to Fuck
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Random Porn Random
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Amazing Colombian Ass
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Sophie Howard Huge Tits
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Abbey Hoes Naked in a Movie
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Gayest Pumpkin Carving Pary Ever…Seriously..
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Car Wash Ass
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Milf Has Fingers..
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Tickle Torture
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Naughty Everyday Girls Being Naughty and Loving it When you Watch…for free..perverts everywhere
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