When going to a full service strip club in the middle of fucking no where…in a car that barely works…at 2:45 am in hopes to pull a Lamar Odom because you’re drunk and ready to die in the hands of french white trash sex workers…and one black chick….all half dead zombies…finger banging themselves on stage…you want the guy working the door, who shakes you down, to be jacked on steroids with a face tattoo like Mike Tyson..because it makes you really confident thugs aren’t going to come in a shoot up the place while you are getting your 75 dollar blowjob in a stripper booth built more like a bedroom, with hand sanitizer dispensers and a network of tubes like a 1950s grocery store that vacuum out the used condoms…
And they say romance is dead…
Here are some morning links…
Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras – Have Nipples
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Coco in Sheer Outfit…Classy and Pregnant
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A Couple LIngerie Whores for Victoria’s Secret
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The Kid Knocking This Girl Off Her Bike is Genius
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Charlotte McKinney Still WHoring
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Ronda Rousey in Swimsuits
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Amber Rose – Stupid Sex Worker Trying to Be Clever and Have Purpose
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Some Bitch in the Country You Want to Fuck
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Dancing Man of the Day
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Girls with Underboob…Have Boobs
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