Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Statistically, 90 percent of the time that the normally haggard looking bartender in her mid 30s looks hot, like you want to ravage her and rip off her clothes and impregnate her, because all you’re thinking is “I need babies in this women”…she’s ovulating….

So you can get away with “you look so fertile tonight, are you ovulating”…Because biology says, when a girl is ovulating, she looks her best…it’s not a great pick up line, especially if the haggard bartender in her mid 30s had a hysterectomy from HPV and will never ovulate again…..

The other 10 percent of the time she looks hot is when you’re drunk..

Point of the story, life lesson of the day, “are you ovulating”…is a failed pickup line, so don’t tell a girl she looks hot and must be ovulating, not because it’s weird, but because of hysterectomies…

Here are some morning links…

Political Wives Should be a Porn…Starring Joe Biden’s Wife…

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What Happens When You’re About to Die

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Some Fitness Chick

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Some Fame Whore in a Bathing Suit Posing in a Shitty Fucking Shoot in a Bathing Suit

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Lena Du-Ham is Amazingly Disgusting in her Bathing Suit..That Face…Terrifying

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Baby Joins Dog Howling

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Drew Barrymore Huge Cleavage

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Hot Booty…

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The 350 Pound Trump Pumpkin

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22 Horror Movie Facts

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Supergirl Topless in Homeland

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British Guy Crashes the James Bond Premiere

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Morning Hangover Dump of the Day October 29th, 2015