In the event you’ve been wondering where you favorite music to masturbate to creator Kenny G has been….
He’s been making big plans…big fucking plans…far bigger plans than the elevator music you love…
He’s already set a Guinness World Record in 1997 for the longest note ever held on a saxophone, something very important when you have nothing to do after scamming the world into paying you for some cheesy fucking music..
He told huffington post:
“I have a plan to break the record,”
“I’m not going to tell you exactly what it is, but I’m going to try to partner with a particular airline, and we’re going to do it on one of their flights that lasts over an hour. I’m going to try to hold a note for the whole flight. So I’ll sit in the back and I’ll hold the note, and they’ll take off and hopefully I can hold the note all the way through takeoff to landing.”
Fascinating….I mean what else is motherfucker gonna do to really secure himself as the only easy listening jazzy dude with great hair to do with himself for purpose…
This is so absurd…what a joker.