Jessica Alba gave a pretty solid upskirt…that unfortunately wasn’t very solid at all…because there were no stains…there were no holes…they didn’t look filthy…or like they smelled strong enough for me to shove in my mouth as I jerk off…the panties weren’t sheer…there was no exposed clit or lip..we couldn’t determine whether her vagina was an inny or an outty…that I assume is mangled…thanks to the kids…but I guess the bigger tragedy in Jessica Alba’s costume, is Jessica Alba…she’s so played out…
I guess another tragedy is how shitty this costume is, she’s running a billion dollar company, she could spend 10k on a costume, you know with her movie make-up colleagues from the shit movies she was in…and do something mind blowing…but instead she does this lazy shit..unacceptable…she has a team…a fucking team…
Not to mention, that her underwear is actually just white workout shorts, which as a concept is hot because after an hour of sweating…you see everything vagina…something I love…all covered in filth that smell strong enough for me to shove in my mouth as I jerk off…but that in this case…are a protective short, in case she flashes her panties to the world, she’ll be covered up…something conservative girls have always done when they want to be slutty…the same girl who wears a long shirt with leggings so you can’t see her ass..even if it’s a good ass…it’s just fucking frustrating for those of us who love pussy upskirt flashes…lame as fuck…