I spend the night trying to convince my neighbor that I am madly in love with her…and that I told my wife that I can’t be married to her anymore…because I am in love with the neighbor….and seeing as the neighbor isn’t in love with me, and really I’m not in love with the neighbor, but she can’t know that…she must think I am being serious so that every time I run into her, she’ll avoid me, and I won’t have to listen to her bullshit conversations about her life that go on and on and on……because all this bitch does is talk about her goddamn self..
So if you want to get rid of anyone who annoys you in your life…tell them you love them. It will creep them right the fuck out..
Here are some stepLINKS…..in the Morning…
Sports Bras Bro
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Uber Driver vs Passenger Video
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This Bill Cosby Costume Is Still Going Viral
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LA Has Endless Fame Whores…
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Michael Lohan Got His New Kids Taken Away from Him….but I thought he was a good dad…
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Nicole Trunfio is a Hot Mom…
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Passenger Threw a Punch at the Bus Driver
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Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton Held Hands at a Halloween Party
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Some Fame Whore in a Bikini
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Sad Looking Halloween Celebs
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Shooting Stuff in Slow Motion
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