Red cups remind of Jesus blood….which reminds me of myself…because I am an egotistical narcissitic instagram whore…
And sometimes I revisit the first post I ever wrote on the site – on November 23, 2004 (almost anniversary)….to see if I achieved my mission statement….and stuck to the original plan….
“Here, We Will Take Off Our Pants:
I like to drink and I am a stepfather, your stepfather.
I will show you things that you will like…
I will help you become a better person…
We only feature things we think are worth posting
Sometimes they will be offensive, sometimes funny, sometimes not cool at all.
It is hit and miss and I am drunk.
I am not willing to put all that much thought into it and why I find funny or worth posting now, may not be funny or worth reading in an hour.
This is DrunkenStepfather.
Send me naked pictures of your sisters, girlfriends, mothers and friends.
I get lonely typing blogs and need jerk-off material, even though I am impotent.
Cuddles.”
Original Post HERE
PS – I love quoting myself…
HEre are links…
Pornstars from the 80s VS Now..
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Clip in Hair Bun…
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Korean Singing Adele…
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Fan Girls of the Day
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Bai Ling Sideboob…
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Khlozilla’s Face is Busted…
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Jessica Cribbon in a Bikini
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Weed Smoking Secretary in Lingerie – Naughty
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50 Cent has a Bullet in His Tongue That’s Great for Eating Ass
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Reese Witherspoon Cleavage
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Jennifer Lawrence Fat Legs
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The Kardashian’s Have a New Slutty Friend – Who is a Big Girl in a Sheer Top
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Alessandra Ambrosio in Too Many Clothes of the Day
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Slut of the Day….
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Sarah Silverman Tits
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Whores in Bikinis
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Daredevil Climbs the Eifel Tower
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Busty Girls Not Wearing BRas
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Bai Ling Side Boob
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Lucy Collett Naked in Zoo Magazine
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Cage Diving with Great White Shark
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Urine Therapy
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Isla Fisher Ass in Leggings
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Selena Gomez Cum Repellant Dress
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Posh Spice in a Red Dress
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Farrah Abraham Wants to Adopt…
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Josephine Skriver in Lingerie…
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Some Topless Whore at the Beach
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Truck Driver of the Day
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Great White Shark Cage
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Funeral Ho
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Model in Shorts
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Femen Wins in Court
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Ireland Baldwin Beast Mode
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Gemma Arterton Has Breasts…Like Most Non Cancer Victims over the age of 10
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Girls Tugging on Clothes
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Making Wheelchairs Obsolete
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Mid Air Seizure
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Jennifer Lawrence is Boring…
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Shia LaBeouf is an Artist…
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Girls in Flannel
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Huge Tits
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Lucy Gets Her Tits Out….
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Titties of the Day
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Some Bitch Named Elvira
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Masturbate on a Bench of the Day
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When Assholes Talk
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Huge Tits…in a Weird Dress
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Cougar Sluts are Easy as Hell to Fuck
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