I decided to test out the good looking girl at the dog park…you know to see if she was worthy of me masturbating to her hot, legging wearing ass…..because as a fat, homeless, impotent man…that’s the best I can do…
So while in typical dogs sniffing each other’s asses, as I look into her eyes, letting her know that I too want to sniff her ass….so I busted out my:
“your dog is cool as fuck – is he vegan – my dog is vegan – what kind of mother are you that your dog isn’t vegan – I hope you don’t have actual kids. Seriously. You disgust me. I hope the authorities take him away from you for animal cruelty”…
Needless to say, she didn’t let me sniff her ass…I guess I’ll just have to do it when she’s not paying attention…
That said…do you ever wake up wishing you were Justin Bieber…
Here are some stepLINKS in the morning…
Awesome Asses
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Raccoon Gets Revenge on Cat
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Hunger Games in Three Minutes
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Pixie Lott in a Tight Dress at an Event
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Kourtney Kardashian’s Face is So Fucked Up Looking
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Johnny Manziel Can Still Punch his Girlfriend
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Bella Thorne May or May Not Hate the Kardashians…or the Hadids…
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Cat VS Cucumbers….
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Girls Supporting Sports Teams
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Under the Sea Seminar…
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Apocalyptic Bunker of the Day
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