Twitter, has never got me a book deal. It has never got me a TV deal. It has never got me a movie deal. It hasn’t even got me an ad deal…
Instagram, has never got me a photography job….
Snapchat, has got me pussy pics….
Tinder, has got me pussy…
But I guess what I’m trying to say is that it’s better to be instagram, or twitter….than to be an account on those things trying to hungrily get likes and follows…
Social media whores are pathetic…
But Tinder and Snapchat whores…deliver…
I should be the fucking internet…not just a blood sucking corner that isn’t even dark enough to be scandalous…to be considered a corner….
But I prefer spending my free time fucking Tinder girls…
Distracted by sex…like the rest of you fucking primates…
Here are some morning LINKS!!!
Hot Big Tits Not In Bras
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I Love Paz de la Huerta’s Anti-Kim Kardashian ADvice
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The Best Bikini Bottom You’ll Ever See Since Borat
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Jenny McCarthy Kissed HIV Charlie
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Jennifer Lawrence Goth…In a See Through Outfit
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Kate Beckinsale’s Bikini Ass
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Thanksgiving Lifehacks
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The Queen of Cosplay!
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Halle Berry & Olivia Wilde
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Jane Fonda’s Intense
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Slut of the Day
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Jayde Pierce is Fucking Amazing
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Guy in Ferrari Records all the Comments People Make At Him
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Charlotte McKinney’s British UK Shoot Looks Busty
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Hot Black Bitches
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Sam Frost in a Bikini…
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The 15 Sexiest Stripper Scenes in Movies
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Reality Star in See Through Dress Showing her Anus
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Alien Uncovered Upshorts
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Caitlyn Jenner is Not the CNN Hero of the Year
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Kate Hudson has a Crazy Outfit
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Subway Jared Got 15 Years
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Ola Jordan Big Tits
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Giada de Laurentiis Big Tits…
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Topless Australian
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Jessica Lowndes See Through…
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Sara Sampaio at Some Movie Premiere
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Charlotte McKinney Huge Tit Supercut
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Just a Couple of Sluts at an Event
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Page 3 Girl of the Day….
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These Mail Order Brides are Amazing
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Jennifer Lawrence Doesn’t Stage her Falls
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Japanese Porn Is Weird
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Jar Ass
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Greek Slut of the Day
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Topless Beach!!
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The Worst Porn Ever
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The Best Damn Porn Search Engine Ever….
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