Lucy Hale is Edgy for Paper Magazine of the Day

Lucy Hale is the back-burnered, pushing 30, Pretty Little Liar…which means she’s still extremely fucking famous, kids fucking love that show making all these girls matter, but in mattering there’s a fear of being typecast, especially when the show is clearly going to be cancelled soon enough…forgotten…

I guess she’s just not as hot as chubby benson and the Canadian…not that I’ve ever seen the show, and could be totally wrong about everything I say about it…

I just know she’s in bondage gear for Paper magazine, because Bondage is in, I haven’t met a girl under 25 who doesn’t want to be choked out while getting fucked up the ass…smacked and bruise…because for some reason that’s feminism and empowering…

Makes for a good time, until they decide you’re a rapist that didn’t respect their safe word..

Lucy Hale is Edgy for Paper Magazine of the Day November 30th, 2015