Paris Hilton for Paper Magazine of the Day

Paris Hilton is back at it..putting her booty into it…a booty so tainted yet amazing, I’d spend at least an hour sniffing..

I guess she’s on some pre-40 year old comeback tour…or midlife crisis…because despite having made a ton of money and is still making a ton of money…she want’s some of that attention her fat brown friend is getting…

It’s like she’s decided to go back to low level modeling to generate some buzz for her, not because she needs it for her business or money, but because she’s Paris Hilton and deserves it…at least in her mind…

Living the last 5-10 years as the bootleg Kim Kardashian, because Kim Kardashian stole everything she built from her…in a never trust your brown friends you treat like shit to be nice to you…unless Paris is smarter than any of us actually think she is and worked out a deal with the Kardashians where that she gets 10 percent of everything they make for the lifetime…which would have been the smart thing to do when giving her all your trade secrets…in a step by step school of making stupid money….by being nothing…and doing nothing…

I’d actually be shocked if Paris doesn’t get backend residuals for Kim K and the gang of idiots…

Paris Hilton for Paper Magazine of the Day December 1st, 2015