Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I like sexting with young feminists…because their mind says no…but their body says yes…

It’s like they hate being “sexualized”…and say “stop sexualizing’…when you ask for their vagina pics to jerk off to…and when you ignore them they say “I’m here in bed naked”….trying to bait you in…only to take that orgasm away from you…when you fall for their feminist trap…

It’s like a lot of fucking work to get to the same common goal, that’s why you need to stick to moms, with careers, who either hate their husbands or are divorced from their husbands…they just go direct to the “tell me to finger myself, I have 7 minutes”…

Romance…is so complicated these days…especailly when cheating on my wife with internet strangers…

Here are some morning links for Christmas…

A Bunch of Hot Puck SLuts

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Mark Zuckerberg is Giving 99% of Facebook chairs to Charity in His Lifetime…Thanks to Giving Birth and Being The Mesiah who controls us

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Honest Trailer of Fantastic Four

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Slutty Girls Bending…Like Sluts

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Amanda Bynes is No Longer a Crackhead – but She’s Got Tits

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Paris Hilton is All Tied Up

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Leonardo DiCaprio Didn’t Get Raped By a Bear

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Got the time….

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Morning Hangover Dump of the Day December 2nd, 2015