Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I have friends who are girls that I have zero interest in fucking. Even if we were locked away in some cabin in the woods and got snowed in, the furthest I would go with them is let them listen to me jerk off in the bathroom from the living room, while sexting hot girls I talk to…

But sometimes, I like to switch things up and spend a day or two convincing them that the only thing I want to do to them is eat their pussy til they squirt…

At first they are resistant, disgusted, not with you objectifying them, but because you’re coming at them from a different angle…but the more you bring it, the more they start believing, and when you finally convince them to send that pussy pic…you can turn around and say “LOL”….

If you’re like me and have very little to do with your time…it’s a fun experiment…and who knows…maybe that girl you don’t want to fuck has a great pussy and you’ll in turn want to fuck her…

It’s a win win for everyone involved…except maybe your wife who doesnt know you try to fuck other girls..but who cares about her…right..

Here are some morning links…

The New Star Wars Chick is Singing with Ex Machina Dude

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Spanish Hair Stylist Cuts Hair with Swords and Fire

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A Bunch of Sluts in Mesh Tops – Thanks American Apparel

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I think this is Selena Gomez’s Ass in Booty Shorts

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Playboy in Malibu

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Man Lives in a Decommissioned Jet

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I’m still loving COCO’s baby photo…a future gold digger

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Girls and their Selfies

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Ryan Gosling Can’t Stop Laughing

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Carrie Fisher – Funny in ABC Interview

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Victoria’s Secret Sluts in Lingerie

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UK Glamour Model of the Day

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Dancing With the Stars Dancer Proposes

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Morning Hangover Dump of the Day December 7th, 2015