The highlight of my night…wasn’t getting drunk and eating burgers at 4 am with 3 20 year old models with huge tits I met on tinder….you know babes who wanted me to eat their burgers while they ate each other’s burgers and by burgers I mean burgers..not the vagina kind…but the burger kind…perverts..
The highlight of my night was that my wife wasn’t snoring when I got home, and she always snores…making me think she was dead and I was free….but I’m not that lucky…it was just a 50 second apnea bout…
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So Many Wet Babes
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Did You Call Shia LaBeouf
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Bella Haadid for The Weeknd
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Elders React to Star Wars Trailer
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Automatic Lego Cookie Icing Machine
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El Chapo VS ISIS
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Rugged Bitch Named Frenchy Topless…
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Paige Elkington is Naked for Purple Magazine
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Condom Challenge in Slow Motion!
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Reese Witherspoon on a Jog
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Mirror Selfies…
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Patrick Stewart’s Stomach
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French Canadian Slut of the Day
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Historical Myths People Still Believe
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