Someone asked me why Santa doesn’t have kids…I had to explain that Santa is a pedophile…who loves kids…so much he breaks into their houses and gifts them so that they don’t tell their moms and dads…unless they are naughty…then he punishes them…like a masochist pedophile…I mean he is a man with army of kid-like fantasy creatures…who no one cares if he fucks…because despite being built like kids…are not kids…or even human…
Turns out it’s a joke and the punchline is “he only comes once a year”…
Fuckers and your jokes…Two Weeks Til Xmas…which is depressing for all the mall Santas….but exciting for all of you…
Morally confused…
Lil Kim is a Massive Monster
CLICK HERE
Facts About Boobs
CLICK HERE
Miley Cyrus and her Pasties
CLICK HERE
Breast Feeding Christmas Sweaters
CLICK HERE
Lady Gaga’s Nipple Pasties
CLICK HERE
Lady Gaga Pasties for American Horror Story
CLICK HERE
Slut of the Day
CLICK HERE
Man Loses 100s of Pounds with Yoga
CLICK HERE
X-Men Apocalypse Has a Trailer
CLICK HERE
Caroline Flack Panty Flash
CLICK HERE
James Franco’s Nipples
CLICK HERE
Today in Nickelback News…
CLICK HERE
Historical Myths People Still Believe
CLICK HERE
Alessandra Ambrosio’s Titty Through Her Blazer
CLICK HERE
Em Rat Cow’s Pouty Lips at an Event
CLICK HERE
Natalie La Rose Crotch Performance
CLICK HERE
Kiston’s Closing…
CLICK HERE
Kylie Jenner Trying on Lingerie….
CLICK HERE
Naked Beach Girls from The Beach Girls
CLICK HERE
John Stewart Does Trump…
CLICK HERE
College Girls..
CLICK HERE
Elders React to Star Wars Trailer
CLICK HERE
Josephine Skriver Climbing
CLICK HERE
Lana Del Rey See Through Shirt
CLICK HERE
Myleene Klass Tight Dress
CLICK HERE
Dad Loses His Shit Trying to Fix Sprinklers
CLICK HERE
Arianny Celeste’s Half Nakedness
CLICK HERE
Automatic Lego Cookie Icing Machine
CLICK HERE
Amanda Seyfried at the Candy Shop
CLICK HERE
How to Ruin a Fat Kid’s Birthday
CLICK HERE
Condom Challenge in Slow Motion!
CLICK HERE
Mariah Carey Thick
CLICK HERE
USAF Flyby
CLICK HERE
Taylor Swift in Concert is as Boring as You’d Expect
CLICK HERE
Sky Diver Lands on Powerlines
CLICK HERE
Phoebe Price’s See Through Dress
CLICK HERE
Britney Spears Doing some Sit Ups
CLICK HERE
Mirror Selfies
CLICK HERE
===============
From stepSMUT!! LINKS BELOW ARE VERY NSFW!
================
Real Girls Acting Like Porn Sluts
CLICK HERE
CAM GIRLS WHO GET NAKED FORQ FREE
CLICK HERE
Girl Has a Twerk Off
CLICK HERE
Midget Stripper!
CLICK HERE
Double the Huge Tits
CLICK HERE
Friends who Masturbate Together Give me Boners Together
CLICK HERE
Hairy Pussy Solo
CLICK HERE
Naked Spread Pussy
CLICK HERE
Huge Downblouse Tits
CLICK HERE
Random TUmblr Porn
CLICK HERE
Naked Linda Blair
CLICK HERE
Greek Pussy of the Day
CLICK HERE
Hot, Slutty, Nude Selfies
CLICK HERE
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
FOLLOW ME INTO THE DARKNESS ON SOCIAL MEDIA:
INSTAGRAM | FACEBOOK | TWITTER | TUMBLR | SNAPCHAT
GET CELEBRITY SEX TAPES – BECAUSE WE HATE THEM BUT LOVE WATCHING THEM FUCK
HERE
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^