A girl asked me if I could ever get hard for her, possibly because I joke about my impotency, when really I just have a micro penis…
I told her that I could if she was whispering slutty things in my ear while jerking me off while a hot girl posed naked for me….
Needless to say…she didn’t go for the challenge…
Santa Selfie!
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Demi Lovato Falls On Stage
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The Indenpendence Day – Resurgence Trailer…
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Danielle Lloyd is in a Bikini in Barbados
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Breast Feeding Christmas Sweaters
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Mylieene Klass in Leather Lingerie
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Flame Thrower VS Firehouse
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The Singing Telegram Lady in CLUE
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How Australians React to Crashes
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The Edge from U2 is Raping the Earth
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Michelle Obama Rap Video
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Lady Gaga Nipple Pasties
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Martha Hunt in a Bikini
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Big Tits and Glasses….
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Weird Pig in Lingerie Costume at a Wedding…Must be Russian…
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