Quirky, Awkward, weird, very famous, very employable, always working, always winning awards because America or at least film producers fucking love her…Jennifer Lawrence….is on the cover of L’Officiel China, in what doesn’t even look like her, but that does make me laugh thanks to the eyebrows…one thick, one thinner, both different, all creepy..
Sure we’d all be happier with more nude selfies, hell I’d even prefer the Amy Schumer and Jennifer Lawrence sex tape, something we can assume Amy Schumer will release in her strategic friendship with the star, that you know Amy Schumer, 15 year veteran comic, clearly an outsider from the entertainment industry for the longest fucking time, until something just hit for her, is being very cautious with…because she knows as much as the world knows…that she doesn’t deserve the success she’s got or the famous friends who are co-signingher shit..
Doesn’t matter…what matters is that Jennifer Lawrence was so average looking until I saw her tits, and her sleazy on all four selfies…really understanding the nude selfie and how it is meant to be done…studying it like a character she’s playing…and speaking to my soul as someone who gets nude selfies all day..that these were in fact official and from the heart…
I guess I just figured out the mystery that is Jennifer Lawrence…it’s not all in the eyebrows…it’s just her “it” factor..she’s got it.