It turns out that your chances of touching a vagina are better when you don’t wait in line in costume to see the Star Wars movie like some retard buying into the hype of a fucking moving because your actual life is sad…..
The chances of touching a vagina are also better when you don’t tell the girl you’ve convinced that you’re a trained masseuse to that you specialize in deep vaginal tissue massages…the second you say that she’ll know you’re lying and all that work you put into talking to her wasted…kinda like how I feel about this site..
Here are some morning MOURNING Christmas links….even though Christmas is in a week you premature ejaculator…
Hot Girls Doing Yoga Stretches
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Kaley Cuoco’s Got a New Boyfriend and he’s from Arrow…
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Google Search in 2015 – The Video
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Danielle Lloyd in a Bikini in Barbados
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Sara Sampaio’s in a Bikini
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College Students are Pussies
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One Direction Did Carpool Karaoke – I Know
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Blacksmith Demonstrates 9-11 Conspiracies
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Lindsay Lohan Channels the Dead to Fight Off the Meanies….
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Miley Cyrus Picture of the Day
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Moltne Aluminum in a Tank of Waterballs
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Sports Girls…
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Some Pics of Sluts at the Star Wars Premiere
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