The highlight of my Christmas season has been Christmas road rage…I was in my friend’s car, boxed into a parking spot by two idiot cars, one full of girls and another by some ethnic bald man with headphones in, and for 15 minutes they were fighting about who would get my spot, without letting me out of my spot, only for me to get mad….and tell them all I’ll fucking murder them if they don’t let me out…and all of a sudden, despite being held hostage by these pieces of shit…I’m the bad guy….
The good news is that I got to go into a new Victoria’s Secret store, where I stared at their campaign video on a TV wall, until staff asked me if I needed help, and when I said no, I was just here to watch the free porn….they had security escort me out…it was a good time…not a great time…but a good time….
I guess what I am saying is that drinking during the holidays is more fun than other times of the year, so let’s keep that up. Go Team…
Here are some morning links…
Pierre Edwards is a Hot Fuck
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Girls in Yoga Pants
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Chris Paul and Aaron Rodgers Trick Shots..
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Selena Gomez in Lingerie
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Another Hot Teacher Fucks her Students…
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Sara Jean Underwood Underboob
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Comedy Central Hates Amy Schumer
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Side Boobs
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Jessica Alba’s Thighs
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Miss Colombia Got a Porn Offer
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Charlotte McKinney is some Big Fucking Tits
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Country Sluts
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