I was going to spend my day writing poetry while rubbing coconut oil all over my naked body…on skype for random tinder girls I feel a deep rooted emotional connection with…by licking their pussies…
But instead..I’m going to write blog posts like a tween girl pre-suicide…
Lucky us…
Here are some stepLINKS in the monring..
Girls Tugging On Clothes
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Tom Cruise is Selling his Scientology House…
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http://stepfatherpresents.com/?p=12267
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Matt Barnes Suspended…
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The X Files Reopened
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Lauren Cohan in Shape Magazine
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Some No Name Trash Named Michelle LEwin TOpless
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Weirdest Misheard Lyrics
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Girls in Selfies to Jerk Off To
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Mariah Carey in a One Piece
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