Attention walmart shoppers…Hilary Duff is s boring, thick, 30 something year old mom…who probably has weird sexual fetishes that she would shock the people who grew up watching her, like Taylor Swift, you know into Double Penetration or gangbangs from her years in the lockeroom as a soccer wife, or maybe she’s just into suffocating other girls with her pussy…it’s a power play….but I know in the depth of my soul, that there’s more to this young mom, homemaker, billionaire…than just a wholesome sweater vest or whatever the fuck she’s wearing in what looks like this church going, bible thumping, parent teacher association magazine spread…that I guess her and her team probably think is more marketable than a sex tape featuring her fetishes…because like most people, keep the fetishes secret until you match them on tinder…and the public image respectable…until you match them on tinder…
BOOO to that…