I spent my night at a college bar telling the girls at the college bar that I was a visiting professor…and when they asked why I was unshowered, why I smelled, and why I was making them buy me drinks with their allowances is….I convinced them it was something I learned in my PhD studies…that things don’t matter…they were blown the fuck away…because this generation – is an easy fucking sell.
I didn’t get any bathroom blowjobs like I felt I deserved, but a stripper looking girl asked me to go home with her to cuddle…and I’m pretty sure cuddling to 22 year olds means anal…
Here are some morning links.
Hot Girls Laying in Bed – With Tits
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Gargling Up Close in Slow Motion is Creepy
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Dildo Horns
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22 Offensive MEMES
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Lindsay Pelas has Stupid Tits..
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Sam Jackson on Why He Says Motherfucker
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UK SLUT TITS
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Some Cheesy Babe in Lingerie
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Zoe Kravitz Sheer Top
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Sylvie Meis Oiled Up in Spandex
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Kristen Stewart’s in a Tight Dress on Fallon
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Karl Lagerfeld Hid 21 Million Dollars from the Government…
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Chris Pratt’s English Accent
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Hot Girls in Dresses – Slutty Slutty Dresses
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